Text Message 12111: Women are Iphones, men are Blackberries
Women are like iPHONES, you have to touch all over before they respond. Men are like BLACKBERRIES, rub one ball and everything moves.
View ArticleText Message 12310: And for others, there is Mastercard
Some girls fall in love because of looks.. Some get charmed by sweet words.. Some girls fall in love because of tenderness.. And for others, there is… MasterCard!
View ArticleText Message 12397: How we use Google Earth
Fact of the day! Google Earth Gives Us The Opportunity To Go And See Every Part Of The World. . . . And What Do We Do? . . . We End Up Looking At Our Own House.
View ArticleText Message 12559: Dear Jollibee & Mcdo
Dear JOLLIBEE & McDO, Why are all the people in your commercials or advertisements thin? Sincerely, Highly Suspicious
View ArticleText Message 12737: Expensive female tears
There is nothing more expensive than a drop of female tears.. When a tear comes out, it first mixes with CHANEL eyeliner & DIOR mascara… then when it goes down to the cheek, it mixes with D&G...
View ArticleText Message 12101: Tunay na love parang Emperador Lights
ang PAGMAMAHAL hindi yan prang GSM BLUE, MASARAP MAKiHALO. prang TANDUAY iCE yan, BAWAL i’SHARE. kc nga hindi yan prang THE BAR na ALWAYS OPEN para saiba. pro tandaan mu prin na ang tunay na LOVE...
View ArticleText Message 12138: Iisa lang naman ang kalaban
Iisa lang naman ang kalaban ng.. Tide Surf Ariel Mr. Clean, Champion, Pampers Comfort, EQ Huggies, Pantene Sunsilk Rejoice Head & Shoulders, Nido Lactum Alaska Bonakid Bear Brand, etc. Alam nyo...
View ArticleText Message 12141: ShowBiz Food Names
ShowBiz Food Names KFC Concepcion HalaAnne Curtis Shamcey Soup-soup Cocoa Martin Zsazsa Paella Luis Mansanas Lani Mechado Kare-Karen Davila Annabelle Ramen Atsara Geronimo Mateo Guid-spaghetti...
View ArticleText Message 12304: Anong cellphone mo?
LAU: Tol, anong cellphone mo? MAT: Apple, ‘tol. Ikaw? LAU: Blackberry. MAT: Ikaw, Dan? DAN: Cherry lang. LAU: Ikaw ba, Fil, ano? FIL: (sa isip-isip puro prutas ang brand name ng mga cell) Ano… eh…...
View ArticleText Message 12453: Bigla akong nagtext sayo
What if one day nalaman mo na dedo nako? After 7 days bigla akong nagtxt sau, matatakot ka kaya o mapapaluha? At ang text ko ay, “May 8 cases pang Red Horse sa kuwarto ko, pakiubos na lang.”
View ArticleText Message 12556: Nay, GSM Blue po
sa isang relief operations ng mga taga kapamilya channel.. KRISSY A: Nay, GSM Blue po, pampainit, sana makatulong po yan sa inyo. ANNE C: Nay, ako po ang MODEL nyan kaya masarap yan! ANGEL L: Eto po...
View ArticleText Message 12828: Apple, mura pa
Nuong buo pa ang apple, mura pa… Pero nung kinagatan na ni Steve Jobs, hindi ko na ma-afford. :D
View ArticleText Message 12913: Palimos po, pang kape lang po
PULUBI: Ale, palimos po, pang kape lang po. ALE: O eto sampung piso. PULUBI: Kulang po ito. ALE: Bakit? Magkano pa kulang? PULUBI: P180 pa po! ALE: Ang mahal naman! PULUBI: Paborito ko po kasi yung...
View ArticleText Message 12934: Vogue, there’s no need to arg
Amo: Inday, pakikuha mo nga yung magazine na VOGUE. Inday: Ma’am, VOGYU po ang basa dito! Amo: Mali ka Inday, VOGUE ang basa jan! Inday: VOGUE na kung VOGUE! There’s no need to ARG!
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